After we put Turner to bed, Mike and I made ourselves a couple of cocktails and snuggled down on the couch to catch up on some Modern Family, because that is what hip parents do on Saturday nights and we are cool like that. Anyway, after a couple of episodes and a couple of drinks, Mike thought it would be fun to pin down my hands and ruthlessly tickle me. He thinks it is fun to hear me shriek in protest - sadist. However I prepared for my get a way; thanks to all my yoga [like my page, please :)], I geared up to kick my leg over my head to get free. Sadly, due to my inebriation my awesome flexibility backfired and I kneed myself in the eye. Thus, the frozen teething duck on my eye. I laughed and cried at the same time. Lesson learned: do not operate mad yoga skills under the influence of Texas Teas.
